“I also disagreed with Obama’s decision to ban all Cuban immigrants indefinitely (signed his last week in office). Somehow that’s okay but a 90 day moratorium on immigrants from 7 countries is the first step to re-creating the Third Reich?”

Do you have the slightest clue what the Cuba policy actually was and what it…

Again, I’m sorry about all this. The last thing I want is to sit here like some goth nihilist dipshit and lecture everyone, and douse a seemingly festive occasion in cold piss. I wanna snap out of it. I want EVERYONE to snap out of it. I want America to wake up in a fevered sweat and realize what it’s done and…

Not a hipster, father of two with a mortgage and mini-van, but I have to ask. If people hate hipsters so much why do they go into hipsters neighborhoods and then bitch about it? You don’t see hipsters in your Olive Garden laughing at your choice of microwave entree or your wife’s Lulu lemon jacket.

Not really. But I do try to avoid being an asshole unnecessarily. I also try not to draw conclusions based on a single interaction with a service employee. Then again, that would be how decent people function in society.

You misread confused look for scoff. I don’t know, with your attitude and all, it doesn’t seem like you can be nice, and you probably already pre hated this dude before you asked the beer question. Have fun with the success latter or whatever and stuff.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Exactly - how does a country with 4.4% of the world’s population lead the medal count at every summer Olympics?

I get what you did here, but I dunno.. it didn’t work for me. These guys are just fighting because Bellator is an entertainment company and believe people will tune in to watch, which they will receive money for (also, Chaell originally joined Bellator because he was hoping to fight Wanderlei). Seems overly bloviated.…

What the fuck. Why do these children and old fucks HATE AMERICA so much? MAKE IT GREAT for the love of abrahams shitty, narcissistic god.

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

You act like the rules of the game are the same as before. We tried taking the “high road” for pretty much all of the Obama era and those on the right just laughed and walked all over us. We proved nothing because they don’t give a shit about the “optics” of appearing civil. They care about power and will do…

The waffle iron in the hotel is great if you like waiting 45 minutes for a waffle because you are waiting for a family with 7 children to make one for each kid.

i was a junior at OU in ‘03. to this day, that game still makes no sense to me.

And every day people step over a dollar to pick up a dime. Aren’t wives tales fun?

If you think buying or leasing cars makes a hill of beans as to why Leno has money, I don’t know what to tell you.

God yes. He looks like he’s throwing the shovelfull of dirt directly at his own face. Good thing he only dug about 3.5 inches deep before burying all of his ugly jewelry.

I’m not sure a Chihuahua would make a good dessert.

Turns out they’re pretty good at making regular life less miserable as well.

Then he fixed the cable?

Or its because the “reporters” who cover the game dont actually know enough about the game to ask one of the best coaches in the game a question about the game in the short time they have to ask him questions. Maybe viewership is down because viewers are sick of Smiley, Biff, Dickbreath, UnemployedCoach, Other Biff,…