Heh, my wife went to BJs Club the other day and came back with a case of Scott’s (36 pack). It’s barely even single ply. You’ve got to go at least three thick or everything will just leak on through. Which means I’m going at least 6-8 for coverage and density. And now we’re stuck with a whole flipping case of it.

As someone who owns one of those ladders, I’m not sure how she even got it up there, because once that thing is stretched out, you’re trying to maneuver 40 pounds stretched out over 20 feet directly into the air. I managed to walk it up my two-story outside wall twice and that was such a pain that I haven’t bothered…

As someone who owns one of those ladders, I’m not sure how she even got it up there, because once that thing is…

The Spawn soundtrack was a helluva drug. Too bad the movie didn’t live up to the work they put into the sound track with all of its weird mashups.

So when it came out, I loved everything about Vagrant Story, the character design, the weird Shakespearean dialogue and atmosphere, all of that. What I never could get the hang of or truly understand was the combat. I know you were supposed to level different weapons for different enemy types or something, but I…

My vote still goes to dog diarrhea, but man, second place goes to carsick kid vomit in the back seat on a hot day when you know you have another eight hours left in the car before you get where you’re going because you know there’s no way in hell that you’ll get the smell out via a rest stop sink.

This. Just saying poop is a copout, but when that dog gets into a bowl full of ice cream that you made and somehow forgot existed and that dog promptly starts spraying every surface in the house, from the carpet to the walls, with shit, you will wish he were just throwing up.

That’s not saying much then. I’m an American living in the US. My wife has a 2014 Ford Escape. It’s had no less than a dozen recalls, veering anywhere from faulty fuel pumps to “did we put the door handles on upside down?” I don’t know about you, but that does not inspire my confidence in future quality.

Last year we tried the whole cutting down our own tree and ended up with a tree that actually fell apart by splitting down the middle once we stood it up in the stand for longer than a day. It was a damn beautiful cypress up until that point. I don’t care how dried up a Home Depot tree may look, that shit comes from…

They work fine, dongle auto installs and all that but they only do stereo on PC. There are no surround drivers and all of the other buttons than volume are useless as well. I use them because I move the dongle back and forth between my PS4 and PC since they sit next to each other on my desk.

They work fine, dongle auto installs and all that but they only do stereo on PC. There are no surround drivers and…

This. Once you put the real world in, you have tanks, jets, and battleships, what do you need a lone dude wearing some leather for? I mean, if he accidentally turns it into the next best Godzilla/War of the Monsters type thing, that would be cool in its own right, but still has nothing to do with Monster Hunter,…

To clarify after I reread: I do care, I mean more that I’m not worried about it because I know her teachers and they seem like very professional.

Eh, I don’t really care too much. I already have to deal with it in other places. I’m also an atheist, but living in the Bible belt we have lots of discussions about God and Jesus too (my new catch phrase is, “that’s what people say”). I think she gets it more from other kids than the teachers, honestly. She’s a…

Probably true. But you can’t say kids don’t care when a bunch of seven year olds are obviously having conversations about it.

I had zero conversations with my kid about the upcoming election or anything about the candidates and my seven year old still came home telling me all about how Trump is a big bully who hates everybody and even got into a fight with my mother about it. She brought all of that home from school, so when she found out…

Argh... I loved the original, although I never beat it. Don’t have a 3DS or any interest in picking one up because I never play on mobile consoles, but man it’s tempting.

If you’re going to do a grand physical show of it, might as well go all the way. Honestly, I’ve loved the whole projection on the stage thing since I saw Tool do it in 2006/7? whenever 10,000 Days came out. It adds a weird immersion that’s so much fun.

Five Guy’s fries have always bugged me, specifically because of how flipping many of them they give you. I can’t make myself go there unless I’m in a group of at least three plus so that we can split the stupid fries. Otherwise I feel like I’m just throwing money away.

I’m team Whitson on this one. Cajun flavor powder on fries is good, but olive oil, rosemary, and garlic is love. Plus they have way more options for burgers. I love the one with guacamole and jalapenos.

Man, at 93 minutes, the Witch was way too goddamn long. It finally ended and all I could think was, “I just watched a 93 minute art rock video that that was 90 minutes too long...”

Yep, I keep mine in the fridge in front of all of the condiments so I have to angrily move them out of the way every time I want ketchup or a soda. Much better motivator to get them out of the fridge.