Oh bb she ain't shit but a hateful piece of trash. She's just claiming your accomplishments you actually worked for to try to justify all the hate she spews. Literally she's the opposite of the knowledge and goals obtained in studying for such work. She just wants to put that shit on her resume so someone on Fox…

wow what the fuck is this

I'm actually not a fan of the "extremely friendly" server. I won't deduct from the tip for it, because I don't want them to be punished for my tastes, but beyond refills, answering what few questions I might have, and making sure the food comes out on a timely basis, I really don't want to interact with anyone other…

To develop the sexy voice that helped make him the man he is today. That baritone needed to be coached into existence. No pain = no gain for a Princeton man.

Not shade. Direct attack. Perfection.

I seriously hate all stories that involve fucking with people's food. Gross.

She's class of 77 and the people who complained are class of '78.

The self proclaimed part is what I was referring to.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I feel that in the entirety of the statement it stops becoming shade, but the "self appointed Princeton mom" is chilly as fuq.

I always wonder why people are so weird.

Yeah, agreed, but not ones that have publicly said that rape is a good learning experience for collegiate women.

I'm going to vote no. It's pretty overt with the insults. I think it would be shade if they hadn't mentioned her at all by (nick)name and just made the rest of their comments about being from Princeton and finding rape abhorrent. This was a straight up, "This bitch is the worst, the media should really stop talking to…

Clearly, that school has nothing to offer me.

Not sure if sarcastic, but in all honesty sadly no.

Just a typewriter and a mimeograph machine. I would like to read her newsletter.

I almost used "shade" here, but I don't do that shit without consulting Kara, because Shade Court will not hesitate to try its own.

Without an internet or phone connection.

Also, I had the BEST server this weekend. He was a high schooler and he freaking... He was just so excited about everything on the menu, and his job, and chocolate sauce. I don't even know. I'm gonna go on yelp and write lovely haikus about him.

People like her should be muttering this stuff alone in a dirty, desert trailer park.