I have a nearly 10-year-old, and I am terrified. She will neither be famis, slay anyone, nor ignore watermelon. She's a vegetarian, so I'm not worried about lobster rolls. Phew.

I don't think I've ever cared about anything as much as these people care about their fandom. I would admire their passion if they weren't so batshit fucking crazy.

Can someone please explain to me what magcon is and why this thing would have a fan base? Also - what is this teenage fuckery going on? You write something they don't like and they take it like you specifically wrote something about them. I hope I can do a better job of parenting that my kid doesn't think bullying…

Seriously, where are they.

Escaping puberty feels more and more awesome by the second.

WE R NOT SHITTY. WE WILL PROVE IT BY BEING TOTES SHITTY.

Ah, tweens. Never stop being little raging psychopaths. I promise you the hormones will even out eventually.

I JUST KICKED A WALL OW.

These people spell like aliens just taking their best guess.

#FAMIS

Wow. I don't think I ever want to have a kid now.

"WERE NOT DESPERATE"

ok so it means that they're sassy, ok

famis

Ok, public announcement here, even if your SO is an assassin, domestic violence is still wrong.

I mean, even if she was a paid assassin, she wouldn't be immune from domestic violence (unless he was willing to kill him, but I'm assuming even paid assassins have some internal limits). So one does not preclude the other. I mean, I don' actually believe she is, but even if she was, so what? He should still get…

Has he inhaled too many fumes during those long races?

You get a clear hard plastic shell for it.

I still don't get the obsession with really fancy versions of something that's going to get beat up in your pocket.
Why not get a regular New 3DS XL and like....a poster?

February 13th? I know how I'm spending my Valentine's Day! (with my girlfriend)