You poor thing! I will send an emergency package of Ribena and mars bars immediately.

I approve!

I am now concerned for Kelly and indeed the whole of America that they do not know the glory that is Ribena.

I dream of the day I can afford a dyson. My step mum has one and oh my god I love it.

Yeah but the sad part is she's learned that from adults around her. Not necessarily saying that's you - but 7 years olds don't come up with that stuff stuff on their own.

Not in my experience. No's were people who were either lazy, or waiting to see if they got a better offer/how they felt on the day or just couldn't be arsed to reply. I never know how many people to cater for because the dicks that are my friends don't let me know.

Nowhere in the same league fame-wise as those guys but a guy named Dave Hause wrote a song about Ferguson too. I wish I was seeing more creative output about this whole thing - there's something about art which people connect with more than pundits on some damn talk show or editorials in the papers.

Within BDSM communities perhaps. Not the greater public.

Perhaps in tourist locations on the south coast. Not many French people anywhere else.

What part of the UK is this? Certainly no parts I've ever lived in. I mean, many kids learn it at school, but that's a leap to "tons of people speaking french".

Hah, I reluctantly agreed to help my bother with his Christmas shopping today (I am way organised and got it done ages ago precisely to avoid the insane crowds of people). He quoted this at me many times today.

Oh god. I laughed. YOU KNOW THEY'D DO IT.

Hah, we bought a new fridge freezer last week (only because the door fell off the last one and we couldn't fix it) and it's the first white goods we've ever bought ourselves. Everything else is second hand and mega old. It's so shiny and lovely, we both keep looking longingly at it haha. I thought it was just me and…

YES. I just had the same last weekend. I usually do facebook invites because apparently the world and their mother is on fb and people run their lives via fb, but these fucking arseholes just ignore the invite! I even put an rsvp deadline, post update messages in the weeks running up to it to remind people and then a…

There was a surprising/depressing amount of racism from multiple people. One lad - who swipes right for literally almost everyone on Tinder - said he didn't for any Asian women "because they're not looking for the same things". That was code for Muslim. One, where we live she could have just as easily been Hindu (or…

You could just tear them down and build something new.

OH GOD YES. I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles for the first time last week and while I mostly enjoyed the film that ridiculous scene with them sharing the bed was just beyond awful.

I see it as an extension of the "I can bitch about my family but you can't" thing. That's just how it is, end of.

I wish I could tell you. I'm still fuming from a party I had this weekend where one guest wrote "Greg is a nigga" multiple times (like Bart in the Simpsons opening credits) on my kitchen whiteboard. I didn't even notice it happening (was busy serving up food) until my boyfriend walked in and I head him say "Wipe that…

You're right, it does sound stupid.