My boyfriend and I swapped xbox live gamer tags instead of phone numbers when we met, and our first date ended up back at mine...playing Guitar Hero.

I'm disturbed by the lack of the prefix "-ex".

Oh shit, this. I fucking love beards. I went to a Chuck Ragan gig a few months back and it was wall to wall fucking beards, tattoos and checked shirts. I have never seen so many fuckable men in one room at one time. Oh my god.

I can forgive that over double denim.

A friend I previously though fairly highly of made a throwaway comment that he doesn't listen to female vocalists. Ever. I am dumbfounded. He ascertains - after a loooong, and sometimes pretty aggressive debate about it - that he "just doesn't like female singing voices". I flat out refuse to believe this. He accepted…

Yay! For a brief but beautiful moment I am readable!

Also grey is freakishly hard to read even if I adjust my screen settings, which makes it difficult to engage with us greys even if you try. I make a point of reading all the greys and starring the ones I like to support my fellow greys and make them feel less like they're just watching everything through the window or…

Yup, this is how I feel.

"There is only one Missy Elliot, says Missy Elliot"

That's because the world couldn't handle that much awesomeness if there were more than one.

I like the cut of your wife's jib.

I stand corrected.

Perhaps it's because your initial post seemed to imply you were unable to watch anything outside of your own culture, a particular 'minor quirk' of America.

That's kinda ridiculous. You need to broaden your cultural horizons.

Abortion is legal in the UK, which Northern Ireland is part of.

Yep. Whinging and whining are two different things. It's pronounced exactly like 'hinging'.

That's standard data protection. I don't really know what the problem is.

I used to work for a different mobile company in the UK. What most people didn't understand was that the store was a COMPLETELY different set up (to the point of essentially being a different company) to the the support staff, who were in turn completely different and unrelated in every way to the outsourced support…

No, it's not generally considered posh.

They're no Goth Detectives.