Didn’t read the article, but I’m assuming copyright infringement filed by representatives for Easter Island?

I mean come on. Your volvo has nowhere near the towing or payload capacity of a modern full size pickup and you know it.

I laughed my ass off when I opened the hood of a Ram and saw that little 5.7L tucked down in the engine bay like it had been scared.

Tesla model S weighs about 4,647 lbs (2,107 kgs). Model  X weighs  5,421 lbs (2,458 kgs).   Are we still talking about being insecure?

Customers demand more ground clearance, so we raised the hood an extra foot. I get that ground clearance means raising hardware up which means lifting body lines but you go ahead and look me in the eye GM and tell me that the hood on the silverado 1500 and up is because of the 9 whole inches of ground clearance.

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

He was trying to pull her over at night, it’s not likely he would have known her race either way beforehand.

Holy shit, she’s white.

I’ve got a whole bunch of plausible-sounding rationalizations for putting a manual in everything, but mostly I like manuals.

Holy shit you’re right.

I’m so glad they gave me a spot to store my juice box; right next to the infotainment screen.

That ain’t almost equal thirds. The cab is twice as large as the hood, and the bed is somewhere in between. 

To be fair, the Ridgeline is not cheap. It has the highest base price of any mid-size truck, with the exception of the Gladiator which is close, and has similar issues. 

The thing automotive journalists don’t understand... or can’t convey, is why they think the Ridgeline is so much better than the competition. It’s not cheaper, it’s not more fuel efficient, it’s not safer, it can’t tow more, the bed isn’t bigger, it’s not easier to park, it doesn’t come with more standard features...

I’m ready for the Small Truck Guy excuses now:

It is just a cost of doing business and I don’t understand why it is not integrated into price. Not like you can just go to factory and pick up the car.

Many industries do it, especially on cellphone bills and (till not so long ago) airline tickets). Fees, fees, taxes. Just give me a damn final price

Tesla's don't glitch pedos.

Am I the only one who hears the Sonic ring sound effect every time the Model3 gobbles one of those traffic lights?

Replacing their wiper blades. I see so many cars around here with the wiper blades peeling apart, barely able to remove water from the window.

Cabin and Engine air filters. I swear I’ve had the filters sitting in my trunk for weeks waiting to be installed, but I just kept putting it off. The fact that it’s so easy and quick actually made it easier to put off - “Oh I’ll just change those real quick tomorrow before work”