I feel like I could get out a lot of my aggression if I worked weekends in a theater. Oh the people I would kick out!

Perhaps.

Oooh I was going to guess Kate Upton but she looks like her, too!

I can’t wait for the “as a mother” and/or the “when you’re a mother” crowd to start reacting.

This is the video I make everyone watch! She used to do a lot of YouTube videos where she would mimic other artists. She’s super talented, and I don’t care how they made her talk on that stupid show!

It's the same parent company, but I much prefer Biotene to Sensodyne. Always SLS free!

I’ve been on my period for 180 days. Fuck the implant.

Incredibly inaccurate! I hate the categorization because I feel like it makes people judgy and shitty about relationships that haven’t been blessed by the state :)

It’s okay one day marriage won’t be a legal thing and we will be free of being categorized as single. Maybe. Hopefully.

I maintain a legal address in a different state (I have an apartment) and the state we are physically in has no common law marriage. I just wonder when it’s going to change and we stop counting this as single...though I guess that’s the whole point of what I’m doing. I’ll probably still be wondering it when I die. 😂

“Though an extreme change, Traister argues that the increased political and social involvement of unmarried women is not intentional activism”

Bullshit. Don’t tell if you want to stay together? Nope the cheater shouldn’t get to make that judgment call.

A+

Yes. My mother didn’t set up keylogging or anything, but she did restrict stuff...so I had a friend make me another aol account without the restrictions. She threatened to do keylogging, but she didn’t know how — though she did monitor the hell out of my browsing history. And maybe for some parents, tracking your kid…

Yes, if you figure out what state has universal health care please tell me. My uninsured ass needs to go.

And they take one round trip flight a year. I’m on that bitch weekly. I wear Ugg slippers and socks to the airport for every flight Oct to April and everyone can deal.

I’ll always cherish when his policies in Baltimore resulted in sweeping arrests that locked up Baltimoreans for no reason. Adios, motherfucker.

I know!!! My boyfriend and I can’t even talk about it anymore. He thinks Adnan did it, which doesn’t make any sense to me. “Uh I was afraid to get arrested for selling some pot so I helped COVER UP A MURDER.” Please. She probably went up to the car thinking it was Adnan, decided to confront him about cheating (or…

I think Jay did it and is telling the story as though Adnan did it.

It’s funny how everyone (especially in DC) shits on Lilly, but every time I wear something from Lilly Pulitzer, women who appear to have nothing in common with each other compliment my outfit. Either everyone is a Mean Girl, or people are overwhelmed seeing more than one outfit at a time.