Born in Alexandria City hospital, graduated a FFX high school, PG County tax payer. But tell me how I don’t know anything about the area.

Wait DC is the bullseye of this storm and there aren’t any high rises. So maybe delivery people should be allowed to drag non-tippers to the roof?

Yes. I would never consider living there because it’s like a different planet.

Oh. Well since you were responding to my personal anecdote about how I personally was the model, I was just trying to clarify.....

There were literally 0 female employees present, and I actually probably wouldn’t have cared if they didn’t like me. I don’t like being talked down to or being treated like I am dumb, and that is what the men were doing — so that’s why I was unhappy.

Huh. Interesting. It was my regular dentist, but I also knocked out my front two teeth when I was 8 and have spent the rest of my life dealing with root canals and fake teeth, so maybe that’s why. I don’t have feeling in much of my mouth anymore, but I think if I did I would have wanted to be knocked out.

Really? Everyone I know (other than myself) was knocked out for wisdom teeth removal. People are shocked to hear I wasn’t, even though mine were impacted.

I was hired to do this once. I wanted to die the entire time.

http://jezebel.com/the-problem-wi…

I recently took up biking after 19 years of not being on a bike. I live by a bike trail. I do 10-15-20-25 mile trips every week I can in that order, with an overall average speed of 19mph. I bike in addition to Crossfit and figure skating. Even given my level of fitness, I don’t really know why you are saying 20 miles…

Plus $37 x 20 < cost of good bike

I always say that having RBF just means I have more in my head than daisies and sunshine at all times, so no reason to grin like an idiot 24/7.

idk my boyfriend thinks it’s gross and won’t let me touch his, even though i NEED to. so maybe we could work something out? haha

Yeah I've been wondering about this too. Never had any problems drinking it when I stayed in Detroit...as opposed to when I lived in a particular DC suburb with the worst water.

Well I’d guess what he is angriest about is actually Wilson being around the child, considering he’s been saying that it’s bad parenting she brings Wilson around.

Hey, thanks for sharing your info. I’m sorry that other people are acting insane, no idea what’s up with that. I appreciate you bringing facts in.

Woo! More data to throw at people when they tell me that of course I’ll one day want to get married.

My ex totally almost died from plucking nose hairs. It got infected growing back in and turned into mrsa, and he was a dumb shit who insisted he was FINE as the ER let us cut everyone else in line. The doctor wasn't very surprised by the nose hair thing and says it happens.

O’Malley is always doing annoying things in Annapolis. I glare at him and walk away. But that’s pretty much who I am — I do that to family members and friends of friends I don’t like.

Right? I think the only time I’ve ever said I was adulting was when I was drinking Ciroc out of a flask before going into a bar.