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Well, I figure skate and Lululemon is the only brand that hasn’t had the crotch rip out on me while skating. So different strokes for different folks.

Oh we peaced out in the middle of the night. My friend’s parents were living in Dover so we finished our trip staying with them.

Wait, did she have a husband and meet a new one??

I would read that book.

I had an amazing CS host in Panama City, Panama and a creepy af dude who tried to rub my back and have sex with me in Dover, DE. I’d say it’s hit or miss.

My gyno is a dude but his office is all women.

I'm laughing so hard at this and I don't even really know why.

If it really was instant, you have 24 hours to get a refund if you’re in America.

I’m laughing because, as a former college student, this does not surprise me.

I often find myself not wanting to read articles about the dmv, because I don’t want to have to school strangers on our actual geography. You’re my hero.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the person that has to call a clinic multiple times to see if abortions are legal, or the person who has to figure out how to get gas to get to a clinic, are not the people that find voting to be a simple task.

This isn’t the behavior of people who are capable of weighing opposing ideas, or of changing their minds when they are confronted with evidence that suggests that they are wrong. It’s the behavior of spoiled children — a characterization that Friedersdorf, perhaps unconsciously, underscores by not reporting the

“(Why should Next be booking its models to work for companies it has reason to suspect won’t ever pay?)“
I’m not a supermodel or even a model, but I do a type of marketing that is sometimes described as modeling. When General Motors declared bankruptcy, one of the people it owed a ton of money to was the agency that

Yeah, why isn’t anyone focusing on how shitty zoos are in this entire conversation? Less zoos. More safaris. Be better parents, people.

I watch in the hopes the people who do the jokes will be hit.

Ugh it isn’t cute when he does this on the streets of Annapolis, and it’s even less cute when the entire country is subjected to it. On behalf of all Marylanders everywhere, I am so so sorry.

I just posted this above, but here you go:

One time I had a regular cab driver in DC put his hand up my skirt at 3 am. And one time no cabs would come to Fur after an EDM show that let out late, so we paid a guy with a crack pipe in his car $200 to take us to Alexandria.

What? No. Fever Tree!

I guess the men are turning America into a giant sorority house. At least that’s what I took away from this...