Because if there’s anything we’re missing right now, it’s stories about 19th century white women.

In the immortal words of Bob the Drag Queen:

Really?! Why is your product list a bunch of racist stereotypes?

My name is Monique. It’s right there in my byline, at the bottom of the article in my bio AND right next to your name in the comment. Don’t play with me. Don’t disrespect my name or the spelling thereof.

Hi Anne, did you or colleagues ever do a piece about Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) ? They are the blackfaced helpers of the Dutch version of Santa Claus. Sad to say the Russian guy is just a droplet in the ocean.

So the grill he felt compelled to throw on, that was because he thought those are natural?

Momoa is literally a native Hawaiian, which is the inverse opposite of “Midwestern.”

Somebody talking bout DC?

He keeps pushing and trying and I admire him greatly for it. Someday, maybe, we will do right by those children.

Chris Murphy makes me so proud to be from Connecticut.

Israel is not Judaism; Judaism is not Israel. Criticism of Israel, IDF and their Maxim postergirls isn’t antisemitism; it’s legit criticism of imperialist colonial policies, human rights violations and war crimes.

How is Blake Shelton the sexiest man alive? He’s not even the sexiest white guy alive? He’s not even the sexiest third tier country singer alive. Did People forget every other man on the planet existed?

I was afraid to look for fear of becoming as Lot’s wife. Bey has not released photos of the royal ones so I am ashamed of myself. LOL LET ME GET OUT OF HERE 😂

What was Wenger thinking? Sending Walcott on that early?

did you see that ludicrous display last night?

and the There/They’re mistake, in addition to everything else this goddamn fool tweets. I’d get depressed, but I’m already an Arsenal fan.

That’s the doorway to a really lengthy and potentially interesting discussion about crime, punishment, and rehabilitation that I’m not able to adequately participate in at the moment. The short version of my answer is that we are talking about 3 separate factors (at least) here- what should be done to the perpetrator…

You said it...

Well, sure, because I have context clues. Sort of like when my Aunt Judy went around referring to things as “fleek.” But what you said is pretty much the opposite of what you meant.

Talk shit about David Brooks, get a star from me every time.