Triggered!

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Not gonna lie. I now have no idea what actually happened.

Alshon-ymous sources? 

Hey, all the New England states voted against Trust Fund Trump so you can only be half annoyed by us.

Yep, New England... hotbed of Trumpism. 

How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were…

I liked Dee Ford lining up in the Pats backfield.

I also go into Golden Girls, Frasier, and Cheers withdrawal this time of year.

They are not addictive to everyone. They pre-empt quality comedies that run during the overnight hours - for months on end! - so they can play the same simpleton movies again and again. Based on some of the posts on their Facebook page, some of the movie fans are absolutely cultish in their airheaded devotion.

The best way to avoid a Hallmark movie addiction is to never start!

Yankees fan obsessed with Redsox fans. 

Yet since 2007, the Sox won three times as many World Series trophies than the Yankees.

It already happened, it was called the 90's.

SIDEBAR: CHRIST this dude sucks.

It’s not a job interview you nitwit,

Sexually assaulting someone certainly does a number on their life too.

His life is ruined? Because instead of being on the nations highest court, he has the (very small) chance of only being on a slightly lower court?

The civil and educated thing to do is to not give a lifetime appointment to one of the most powerful positions in America to someone who goes off on an unhinged partisan rant in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. The allegations are arguably minor compared to what transpired during that “speech”.