Can we have a segment where she just knees every TV correspondent and/or reality TV star in the balls? Because I would watch the shit out of that.

I love this entire interaction. That woman is not👏🏽here👏🏽for👏🏽it. I can’t say I’d react any differently if I didn’t already know who he was. Some random runs up to me in the street with a mic, he’s getting a mean mug and silence at minimum and a punch in the throat at max.

Did you watch the Before They Were Housewives show about her? Luann has been on the hustle since she was a teenager and she is a good-timer and she is fantastic!

there is no such thing as diving too deep into the real housewives

his family donated the statute of liberty according to an episode in season 1

so i live in west palm and work on the island about a block from where she is getting married and had considered getting dressed up and spending NYE in the hotel lobby area but being at home in my PJs and eating takeout won out

Strongest neck in the biz!

I’ve never even heard “fire” used like this, and I was trying really hard to figure out what word(s) were missing in the headline. Get off my lawn etc etc.

Wait, it a new dumb expression? I thought the person who wrote the headline just had a stroke or something

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same…

It’s interesting how if you live in Cali or NY you are not allowed to talk about why you like where you live. There will be a bunch of people from less desirable areas jumping down your throat for “looking down” on them. Yet, they are allowed to express their happiness with where they live, usually by directly…

No one actually misses seasons, they just say they do because of nostalgia/so they can appear deep. Here’s to a 70-degree average, year-round!

You already knew someone who thinks they’re clever was gonna make a comment like this. It’s 75 degrees in LA today. I’m going to enjoy myself.

To be fair, the women of Potomac didn’t sign on to be Real Housewives — they actually believed they were doing a show about etiquette! Or the etiquette of being socialites, or whatever. Same as the NY housewives were told it was going to be a show about NY moms. I don’t like to give much credit to any of these…

Bravo told the women they were on a show about “etiquette” in Potomac and didn’t tell them until LATER that they would be housewives. When you know this fact, the constant callbacks to etiquette seem WAY less stupid.

I MADE IT NICE