I bought a Prada Tessuto like this one (different color) off eBay for like $60 when I was in my early 20's. I still have no idea if it was real or not. The price isn’t completely unreasonable since they were tiny nylon bags that retailed for like $300 new. It came with serial numbers and authentication documents that…

I bought a Dior saddlebag with such excitement. It arrived from Hong Kong, where I thought Dior must be from. How exotic! The handle came off three weeks later.

This troll has been going around being basically Maoist (or some other off-brand type of Marxism) all day. Earlier he tried calling gentrification a “genocide.” Basically comparing poor people moving out of their neighborhoods to shitty housing to Rwanda or Armenia or 1940s Germany.

I think the balmain reason is because we’re always Posen for the insta.

And also the name of a mid-level Empire functionary in the next Star Wars film.

Fake news is gonna get us all killed.

I don’t see how this is a question. It’s not even veiled.

I am firmly in the “I’m not Jesus” camp, I rarely forgive anyone. I have forgiven exactly one person who has hurt me in the past. I only forgave them because I genuinely do believe that they have tried to be better to their children than they were to me when I was the same age (this was an older family member who was…

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…

He certainly has the “twinkle in his eye” part down! 10/10 would believe he is THE Santa.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

My feeling is that she wants none-of-this First Lady crap and was in-different to his his campaign, “You running for Prezey-dent? Whatever makes you hap-peee.” She just wants to raise Baron, go to parties in Manhattan and shop for expensive shit on his credit card.

She heard it being referenced on Entertainment Tonight and realized this Bacon thing was bigger than 2 Canadian pre-teens from the suburbs.

Lol. I took that to mean they aren’t done as in, more work is still on the horizon. But I like to find the sarcasm in everything so maybe not.

She would agree with you on everything you said, laugh and sip her champagne. Which is why she’s amazing.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend is the bomb. It’s slightly uncomfortable at times, but really easy to watch while doing anything else (eating, drinking, vacuuming, whatever. Idk your life). Also, musical numbers and dark humor.

I realize this isn’t the point of this article, but I’m so fucking sick and tired of people saying “get over it” and “don’t be so sensitive” when someone is being insulting. If you always have to make jokes at other people’s expense to be funny, you are not funny. You are sad.

Wow, it must be so terrible having to face repercussions of raising a racist asshole for a kid.

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism