Zooey is badass. She does her own thing and her answer to a question about having children in that Marie Claire interview is life giving:

So, if LiLo is taking her sobriety "rilly siriously, guyz", then why is she having her male sobriety coach (wtf is that anyway? does anyone know? honestly?) live with her?

In related news, I don't think of anyone but Katy Perry during sex...

I'm crossing all my fingers and toes for LiLo. I really want her to come out of her child actor cocoon as a beautifully-grounded Drew Barrymore butterfly, rather than a raggedy-ass oh, I don't even want to think of who, moth.

For purely karmic reasons, I'll now think about Katy Perry during sex.

I love you, RiRi. Go bedazzle your boobs and get your drink on. Fuck it!

AMEN. People give her so much shit. She has more money than she knows what to do with, she's 25, her body is amazing what exactly is she suppose to be doing that would satisfy people. She is living her life the way she wants to and good for her. You know what I was doing at 25? Working in LA making what she makes in…

if i was this young, this rich and this hot, i would party precisely the way she does. (but no thanks chris brown)

Just here to say Brody Jenner is super hot and I. definitely. would.

Only Abigail knows , for sure...

I don't get how either of the two pictures of this gentlemen are considered flattering.

I know! I was being sarcastic! I would never dream of whoring around without condoms, IUD or not.

This is my personal favorite. I wish I could find more excuses to use it!!

This man would not last A DAY in Lindy West's Twitter life.

Talk about GMO. Can we be sure this is really completely the same as natural meat, that our bodies will be able to process it the same way? I'll stick to locally raised, grass fed cows as a nice reward once in a while (because who the fuck can afford it all the time?)

Julianne Hough is such a cutie, but I really wish Hollywood would stop trying to make her happen. She is just not a good actress and is so very dull on the silver screen. Good for her for trying, but I'm not buying it.

I was really pissed after seeing that movie too! I felt like it was really patronizing as in women who get their heart broken (by a womanizer, no less) turn into evil witches. The good girls that get together with said wanted man know better than to try to change their man but rather allow said man to continue being…

I don't even like her that much, but can't help to root for her to have a Robert Downey Jr. style recovery.

Umm, yeah, that might have been what others (cough, me, cough) did too.

So this is an embarrassing thing to admit for someone who calls herself a feminist, but I double majored in college and so never really had the time to take all the gender studies classes I wanted to. So, Jez community - can you give me your suggestions on some "essential" readings to be a well-informed feminist? I…