I know you know about Nawab 's.

You know, I hadn't listened to any of Maines' solo stuff until last night and I fully agree.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. The Dixie Chicks are touring again? Does this mean a new album too?

The real story is this jewelry situation right hurr. It looks like her ear got into a fight with a sale at Hot Topic and lost.

May I just say that I do so enjoy the Catholic church's fondness for magenta?

Christmas-loving atheists represent!! My tree makes Martha Stewart green with envy. My stocking are hung with goddamn CARE. My carefully-selected, hand-wrapped gifts are tasteful as fuck. And I can bake the shit outta some cookies, you better believe.

Woop woop! VA voter here! See ya never, Cooch. Sucks to suck.

Every single one of those ladies is doin' it wrong. I divert your attention to the only debutante the 'verse needs:

Aw. Brangelina had tattoos and adoption. Kimye have Instagram and her ass.

So do people riding motorcycles though. So do people that drink a lot. So do perpetual tanners that develop skin cancer. So do people who reproduce when they know that they have a gene that may cause a birth defect.

God damn, I miss NinjaCate.

This is what should have happened on Sunday.

I don't think I'm alone when I say: I will not read another Doug Barry article until he addresses what he said in a tone that indicates he knows it is wrong to mock a rape victim. To do it in the first place is questionable. To do it in a feminist space is obscene.

To do it…

Doug should be fired from Jezebel.

It's this Lip Tar! The shade is "Zhora."

It's actually weird to me how much a Khlomar break up upsets me. I LOVE THEM. They're the only redeemable part of the Kardashian empire and I want them to be awesome and make babies! I'm way too invested....

Agree. I know part of her shtick is awkwardness, which I appreciate, but it was not intentional. I also just felt really sad about the whole mean skinny girl being a dick.

That lipstick is everything.

Does anyone remember 'Clarissa explains it all'? I couldn't care less about Sabrina, but Clarissa was awesome.

I DID read the two books in the banner.

Didn't country music warn us about this years ago?!