A local radio station mentioned the parody today. They played a clip and were all, "Oh that's nice! I usually don't like remakes but that one is pretty good!" UH HELLO MORNING SHOW HOSTS you are missing the point all over the place.

I read that Rhinos aren't aggressive animals they just have really horrible eye sight and are really anxious animals so when something comes near it they charge the fuck out of it.

Lindy, I cannot explain to you how happy your Dirt Bag conclusions make me, always. They are often the very best part of my Jezebel day. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

"... isn't marvelous what a good blowout can do?"

Judging from the comments, I THINK it has something to do with the uterus. Maybe.

I admit, it's refreshing to see a new mother walk out of the hospital actually looking like a new mother. Nice reality check/reminder.

Resist! Use you Internet capabilities for good instead of evil. Google pictures of a shirtless Tim Riggins or Idris Elba. UseOr you know read about the news or something.

That's beautiful. I accept your love.

Like, the noise that came out of my mouth, though....... It was so spot-on.

I didn't know Zak from Fern Gully was still acting.

Does anyone else find themselves mildly embarrassed over the links they choose to click? My theme today: people in various stages of undress.

Brody Jenner is so hot in that frat bro PacSun employee way and I would do depraved things to him regardless. Sigh.

First time she goes out it will be "Kate flaunts her post-baby body! [by merely existing in clothing]"

HELL YEAH!!! I'm so excited!!!

This sounds legit to me. Chris Evans felt about 8 inches and hard as a rock and desperate to lay me down and murder my vagina, and that's pretty much what I expect in real life...............

I know I don't understand how to pledge the sorority. Though I do try to comment everyday, because I like the community and try not to mind if I'm grey.

Dude, me too. I haven't been commenting long, so I get it, but I feel like I'm in high school again and trying to get noticed by the cool kids. Not fun.

Do not under any circumstances reveal that you are pregnant. It is not relevant to your ability to do the job.

I wish I could be more resourceful! It's definitely a lost art...I have no idea where to even start. The other day I was soooo proud of myself for using part of a pencil eraser as an earring back.