Hmmm, yes.

I need, like, 100x more lens flare.

How incredibly exploitative of Universal.

Yeah, I can see that dude being into Burn Notice.

I feel like I've just stepped into a parody of what people think The A.V. Club is.

Is this not something from Funny or Die?

But does this New Pope fuck?

You jump, I jump Jack.

You jump, I jump Jack.

I know it's not a Fox product but seeing this MacFarlane crap makes me miss Other Space.

I know it's not a Fox product but seeing this MacFarlane crap makes me miss Other Space.

This Ted Bundy FUCKS.

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would make the guacamole, not become it! Bring a nice rich flavor to a dish, not douse it in blood!

Dear certain parts of the world,

How I Told My Kids I Wanted To Fuck Their De Facto Aunt

I can't wait for the spin-off show "The Bold" so we can have the inevitable "The Brave and The Bold" crossover event.

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The first time I had Duchesse De Bourgogne, I was absolutely repulsed by it.

What if they do a Coach spinoff where he coaches a flailing D-League basketball team and has to deal with all the drama that comes with it?

No progress into my movie challenge but I have mapped on the next couple of films I'm going to see after "Nancy Drew."