Milk those benefits for all its worth! MILK IT!

I mean, that depends.

That one’s inspired by the 2003 movie of the same name, placing it slightly ahead of the nostalgia curve.

Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Terry LOVES renewals of beloved ensemble comedies.

My shame has been revealed. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ.

Noah and Liam? Oh, no. No no no no no no no.

Well, at least Jughead ate a damn burger already.

Stop trying to make Josh Gad happen.

ABC wants the old Seacrest, the frosted tips Seacrest,
The hosted with Dunkleman Seacrest, the baggy suits Seacrest
The Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve Seacrest, the Seacrest out Seacrest

They can't keep getting away it with! THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY!

(Don't do an Emma Stone joke. Don't do an Emma Stone joke. Don't do an Emma Stone joke.)

But meesa funny how? Me funny like meesa a clown? Me amuse yousa? Meesa make you laugh? Me here to fucking amuse yousa? What do yousa mean funny?

So, Yeezus is going to give us his Sermon on the Mount?

Three hours of him just staring at the camera in silence. It slows zooms in until the whole screen is pretty much his lips.

It's just Cate Blanchett and Cate Blanchett. Cate and Cate and Cate and Cate and their adventures. Cate Blanchett, forever and forever, a hundred years Cate Blanchett. Her and Cate Blanchett runnin' around and Cate Blanchett time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Cate Blanchett forever a hundred times. Over…

A porn parody of Cape Fear? That just seems terrifyingly messed up.

His teacher will be a Five Star Teacher on Rate My Teachers.

Of course Spider-Man knows what's up when it comes to financial aid and the minimum number of units needed to qualify.

Now I really want to see Ted Allen hosting Chopped after throwing back a few drinks.