I’m a big fan of Guy Fieri, but he constantly associates himself with Dave Portnoy. So I’m not surprised he was cagey on the question about restaurant workers unionizing.

This was a rigged contest and Jizyah Shorts was robbed! I demand an inquiry into Russian interference in the 2019 Name of the Year vote.

Coming soon to Seeso.  

Not even Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang would want a taste of that concoction. 

He’s not down with that Hopepunk shit Vox has been shoveling. 

I mean, that’s what you get when you switch your commenting system to Kinja.

The first 45 minutes will be a terrifying body horror film where he’s screaming in agony because he’s a puddle of human flesh and can’t pull himself together.

Shipping alcohol? Across state lines? Me? No no no no no. You see, these are live yeast samples.

They’re actually Rey’s parents. 

They didn’t have that line or linked back to the old article when this was first posted. 

Y’all already wrote about this...four years ago: https://news.avclub.com/the-simpsons-showrunner-has-an-idea-for-how-to-end-it-1798271533

The Paddington movies made me seek out some marmalade and, folks, that bear has the right idea.

But, like, can we have Wally as the main Flash?

Incredibly disappointed that the Skip’s Scramble wasn’t attempted.

She also tweeted (and then deleted said tweet) about how Elon Musk is not a union buster and how privatizing public transit is for the greater good, which is just a load of BS. 

But how will the movie’s soundtrack compare to the one for the first Avengers movie? It’s a classic.

That’s a man who pahked his cah in Hahvahd Yahd. 

I think someone needs to sit him down and have a talk

Reupping this from a few years back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FiA57ir5QM

It’s like he’s caught up in some kind of, I don’t know, speed force.