I read parts of the A.V. Club's Newswires today. It is a totally one-sided, biased publication — nothing funny at all. Equal time for Barb and La Croix?

Within, I haven't had the chance to utilize it but apparently they can track down the contact info of any one person and/or their family member if needed. Say someone has died and you want to contact the next of kin, they can get you that info.

Not that fun or a fact, the actor of Ando briefly followed me on Twitter for whatever reason. Maybe his publicist was deeply confused.

I have the conviction to go with Conviction.

There are so many pretentious coffee shops within walking distance, it's great.

Please tell me one of the plowers had their own jingle.

One day, you'll switch to Predator 2.

Culturally Popped:

An unofficial movie a la Never Say Never Again.

Yet another attempt to adapt a movie property into television!

So are we in the midst of a Cinematic Zooniverse? First it was We Bought A Zoo, then The Zookeeper and now this. Not to mention Zootopia being a TaleSpin like spin-off.

I get insurance through work so I don't know about the ACA stuff?

Is it too late to get Nic Cage to play Superman?

Soooooo…you had to deal with open enrollment nonsense or something? Do you not get offered a DENTAL PLAN (Lisa needs braces)?

He'll find out that the princess is in another castle.

Well, at least she'd be able to consistently keep an English accent.

I don't know about that. The sandwiches I make are usually OK. But you said it not me.

This was no ordinary Italian sub. It goes beyond ordinary!

A smattering of some olive oil. It all works in harmony! HARMONY!

I ate the perfect sandwich. I didn't know such a thing but I found it. A crunchy Italian roll with ingredients that just melt in your mouth: provolone, salami, capicola and mortadella.