We look now into the future, during a typical day of the Trump Administration.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait. You mean to tell me if I want to listen to that sweet Laurel Canyon sound, I have to watch Jimmy Kimmel? That might be a bridge too far for me.

The shot of Tandy tasing Lewis, if only for the shock value

Ducks are going to be more shitty than they were last season, that is a fact. I don't see them making it to the playoffs. But! In the very slim chance that they do, they get eliminated in the first round within five games.

I'm from Orange County, CA and I'm still registered there so I was surprised when it voted blue—the first time it has done that since FDR. On a precinct level my neighbors voted NOT to legalize marijuana and to require porn actors to wear condoms, so at least some things are surprising.

— Check your scores! And make sure I didn’t miss any point gains or losses.

Yeah, every time I've talked about it with my friends I just get more angry and depressed. Gingrich wants to bring back HUAC! FUCKING HUAC! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH THIS FUCK!?

Well, now, that's certainly a way to hear the news.

I had to cover Veterans Day and I chuckled every time people had to avoid the flag slapping their face.

We’ll, it’s been almost a week since we all found out that the world is going to go to shit next year.

Hello Mr. Holmes,

FYI, Constellation also owns Ballast Point.

I am…not opposed to this

This show became an origin story for Emma Frost so gradually I didn't notice.

You're not the only one who thought they saw him. I was half expecting Bernard to shine a light on his face as he was walking around.

Every time a government official talks shit about my stories, I try to suppress a giggle/smirk. I relish in them being pissed off.

Well, at least I didn't encounter any students in the bag of a third party candidate. That's a level of naivete you mostly find in college!

Belated Pop Culture Consumption:

One of the last stories I worked on for the small town paper I was at was on a high school's mock election.

The Cubs have won the World Series! The end is nigh! All hail God Emperor Trump and his giant hands!