Yeah, but will it feature his hairy-ass body?

I've started going to their shows recently to fill the Meltdown-sized hole in my heart and let me tell you something, it's a pretty dang funny show. It truly is a wet jubilee of comedy.

But will there be any candy asses?

Meh, the movie was already pretty DAMAGED in the first place. This is just making a bad situation worse.

Sam, did you have to Google "clones" and "Marvel comics?"

Man, I don't know anymore. Timeless on a Tuesday?

You just have to do the stride of pride when you approach a scene. Flash the press pass and just snap/tweet away until you're physically accosted!

Pop:

A $60 desk tchotchke designed by someone from Stanford? You can go straight to hell with that.

Fuck off, Internet.

Hot Seat is a garbage game! It lacks excitement and panache! Now Plinko, there is a game that gets a person all hot and bothered.

Man, we are just drowning in Random Roles. Not that it's unwanted but I'm curious to know why they've been spilling out like some ketchup.

Under The Silver Lake? So it's going to take place in Echo Park or something?

…let them fight.

Amy Poehler?! Why, she's old enough to play his sister!

But what does it mean for copmom momcop?

That Rob Liefeld cover is incredibly subdued, it needs to be at least 100x more X-TREME.

But will this spin-off feature Cory and will he continue to be a busta?

He only agreed after Clinton promised to recognize civil unions between humans and body pillows

Peter Parker and Mary Jane Wa-oh…I made myself sad.