Yes! At long last I can go to a coffee shop that doesn't close at 10 p.m. for some arbitrary reason!

I stopped at season six with that episode of the man who could control the weather or something. Then I watched the first three of the revival when it came out and gave up after that.

This is the first time I watched SNL as it aired in a long time, because I had nothing better to do on a Saturday Night, so I made a few notes:

I have not picked up where I left off with my X-Files watching. AND I NEVER WILL.

Special attention must be given to CGI Pinata, the only contestant to score the extra 50 points for correctly guessing the announcement would be on Monday.

Slutty & Sluttier 11? It's like, how much more slutty can you be? And the answer is none, none more slutty.

I haven't started the search yet but my criteria for places to live include but is not limited to: price, accessibility to public transit, proximity to fancy pants donut shops, availability of pizza by the slice joints and the like.

Culture Popped!

I will forever hold on to the Back to the Future and Vertigo posters I picked up in college.

Some days, I just want to grab God by the throat.

I just realized I really, REALLY want to see Jonah turn into some kind of Trump stand-in. I mean, he kind of already is?

You neglected to mention that the Baby Groot is wearing his own version of Star-Lord's jacket!

James Corden.

Any game show related item this site posts without the involvement of Teti just seems wrong.

DAMN IT! I'm off by three days for my MacGyver getting a full-season order prediction. I had the announcement slated for Oct. 20!

If it's not that sweet Laurel Canyon sound, why should we care?

Who goes to a comedy show, especially in this election season, and not expect to hear political jokes?

What a seat breaking menace!

How do you even go about covering a seminar? Person talks about stuff! Ask other people about the stuff being talked about! Stretch that shit out to 14 inches!

Sad!