Dr. Ken getting a full season order? WHY!? Why must ABC comedies play with my heart so!? Just cancel it already! Free up Ken Jeong to do something better! What that is, I don't know! I'm sure a project like that exists!

You know, we joke that Trump's going nuclear but he's being that way pretty much since the beginning. He's going beyod Trinity, beyond the Tsar Bomba. His campaign is a WMD in a class of its own.

Carnal Awakenings? That's the kind of shit that wouldn't even get pass Skinemax!

Well, that's kind of a sad lot in life.

Seminars are the worst. Ostensibly they're about networking and all that stuff but I just want to get my free food and leave as soon as possible. Maybe leave a business card but that's it.

Culturally Popped:

"Season two of Stranger Things is already in development, with fans clamoring for…no more Barb."

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Will there be kaleidoscopic sex scenes every episode?

But Lady Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.

Is this not a sequel to Raising Hope?

I misread that as Leslie Jones and was incredibly disappointed. You just know she wouldn't tolerate that green screen bullshit.

Can you count, suckers? I say, hockey is coming soon…if you can count! Less than 24 hours!

Unfortunately Grimace is done with McDonald's after video footage of him (it? What the hell is Grimace?) with Trump leaked and the company wanted to distance themselves.

Billy Bush kind of looks like a clone of Matt Czuchry that was left in the test tube a little bit too long.

Nah, once he heard they were coming to NYC he beat feet to Chicago for a new group of white people.

Missed opportunity for Rene to call herself Rene Boned.

Somewhere Jeb is sobbing to himself wishing he was the Bush to do it.

So if this version of Cyborg Superman is suppose to be Supergirl's father…why still look like Superman?

I've only been to Boston once, just once. I got yelled at by a man on my first day there who was wearing a salmon colored polo shirt and khakis for not giving him some money for lunch.