There all is aching awaits anyone who willingly watches this.

AND! If any of your friends or family are even refusing to vote…well, they can go straight to hell.

Reaper and The Good Guys were two shows cancelled when it was just getting good.

I get the feeling that these cards are actually for humanity.

When I covered a wildfire all I had were jeans, Chuck Taylors, a t-shirt and baseball cap.

Ha! Shows what you know! I'm just too cheap to buy an iron and board!

Get the hell out of here.

Don't go breaking my heart with more false hope.

Huzzah! More Asian representation on television that's not in some kind of supporting/sidekick role! I need more! MORE!

I really hate you right now, Internet.

The fact that there's space for a button on the phone's bezel yet they insist on taking up precious real estate on the screen instead is some bullshit.

Just listen to the ten second song! It's right there, you don't need the book at all.

I take it this might mean people ironically wearing those Guy Fawkes masks will now say they're just dressing up as Jon Snow or something.

How the hell is Mariska Hargitay not making Mark Harmon money at this point?

But will his aardvark listen to his heart? Listen to the beat? listen to the rhythm? The rhythm of the street?

I have a complicated relationship with pulled pork. It was my go to thing to make in college with my crockpot because it was fairly cheap.

I do like me a bowl of New England Clam Chowder with a side of sourdough bread. I never got the point of bread bowls, they're not fun to eat and are pointless!

This sounds like it's going to be H-El.

I don't know, it doesn't have that same allure as when they did frozen banana stands for Arrested Development. I mean, coffee is good and all but there's nothing like getting your mouth around a frozen banana.

What poor CIA agent will they press gang into doing this?