But none of these are "Monster Mash," how can it truly be October if you don't have "Monster Mash?"

Miss Jones really should rely on a new exorcist.

The prospect of working in a real city again has me all sorts of excited. People of color! Places open past 8 p.m.! People who aren't defined by their love of country music and/or god! BEING NEAR MAJOR CONCERT VENUES!

There's no greater feeling than receiving a raise at work. But, there's no worse feeling than receiving a raise at work and realizing you're still just earning a journalist's salary. :(

Culture Popped

Here we GO!

It's just going to be a five minute long stoner joke.

#CancelJostDavidson.

Fantasy, I could've never really get into the genre no matter the format. Television, books or movies, it doesn't matter.

It's going to be Vermin Supreme, right? Who better to have as your inaugural vote than a man who wears a boot on his head?

Now I'm picturing him delivering the same monologues in PoI but dressed in an ape costume.

Among the most bizarre aspects of this presidential election, even one in which a shaken three-liter of Sunkist has spewed its acidic stickiness all over America’s floor

The Caseys of Two Earths

Couldn't it be both?

Maybe they needed to free him up to play Bill at the same time or something.

Wow, they went ahead and did it, they gave Wild Dog his damn jersey costume with the goalie mask. I thought they were going to go for some tactical look but, nope, give the dude a hockey sweater.

Well, at least there's Golden Boy Pizza in San Francisco.

Can Cheeseboard be an option instead? Or Zachary's? Or literally anywhere else?

Cream is a racket, man! They don't even make the ice cream or cookies! They just reheat the cookies and ship in the ice cream!