How bad must someone be with finances to willingly pay to watch Big Brother?

A comic about That Misfits? Now that is truly, truly outrageous.

Whenever Barb's not mentioned in a Stranger Things related article, all of the readers should be asking, "Where's Barb?"

“caught up in the bloody Chinatown Tong wars”

Are they still airing Girls Gone Wild commercials? If so, well, there you go.

You're not even trying anymore, Internet.

Mr. Verlander, I served with Art Vandelay. I knew Art Vandelay. Art Vandelay was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Art Vandelay.

Should we expect more Ethel think pieces in the future to replace the ones on Barb?

No! No, damn it! NO NO NO NO NO!

$214 for a grilled cheese!? It doesn't even come with a side of chips! Now that should be the true focus of this Newswire.

It is too damn early in the week for the comments to turn into a dumpster fire.

Why are you the way that you are, Internet?

I half expected them to find an effigy of Streisand made up of chewed gum.

My disbelief cannot be suspended! That shit was filmed in the westside of LA, not Orange County! They can't pull a fast one on me! I'm on to their ways.

Good god! There's already been 22 seasons of this show?! Why! Did Tom Bergeron make some kind of Faustian pact?!

Now all that's left is to figure out the mystery of who let the dogs out. Who? Who? Who? Who?

It was on the list of eligible shows!

Aww hecka dang! Early Cancellation League points!

For me the header picture has her pointing a gun toward that insipid auto-playing video widget which seems pretty apt.

I want a divorce with full custody, Internet.