Wicker chairs! Wicker tables! Wicker bed! Even a wicker man…wait a second.

Oh, I get it. Like when I get a hankering for Capri Sun and have to bite through the bag because the straw won't work. Or when I'm hungry for chocolate cake but don't want to use a plate and fork.

Soooo this is probably going to turn into a vampire procedural show where the marshal tries to solve crimes of a supernatural bent? Maybe have the vampire act as a plucky sidekick who gets the occasional blood-lust but is able to keep it in check by feasting on the baddies.

Do, Re, & Mi?

Well, 2016 has been quite the shit show in pop culture.

With a slight curvature to the left.

CGI Boners? I wonder how they'll get Andy Serkis to act that out.

This is not the kind of thing you should watch on your work computer, Internet.

Supposedly he didn't like the way the character was being portrayed toward the end and want's nothing to do with it now.

Not going to lie, I'd pay at least 5 bucks to see Elliot Stabler punch out a zombie, Munch theorizing that it's a government conspiracy, Finn surprised that the zombies are hungry for brains in the same way he's hungry for chocolate cake and Kragen having enough of this shit and wishing he was back on L & O classic.

And, in addition to being a procedural, it would've been set in Chicago as NBC's newest hit: The Chicago Dead.

Yeah, that's about how most people would react to meeting Beyoncé—sashaying and all.

Jimmi Simpson will forever be Liam McPoyle to me. It doesn't matter how serious his role is, I'll always expect him to ask for some milk.

Looks like the world really did roll him.

Brianna Keilar temporarily taking over for Wolf Blitzer gave me some hope that CNN has journalists capable of asking follow up questions. Alas, she can't take over full time.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt because the females are strong as hell.

Spy Kids is a goddamn classic, I tell you! A classic!

I miss the old Kanye…

Surprisingly few flannel wearers, however there were a bunch of awkward looking high schoolers at the show flailing around. And the occasion dude decked out in the stereotypical punk rocker gear, think spiked vests and and those bike messenger hats with the upturned bill.

You know, this is actually tempting me to watch Preadtor just to see what's all the hubbub is about.