At least you didn't have to live tweet the class…I hope?

But it's not enough, it's never enough.

But will purple lights flash after every goal?

Adding A Dark XXX Parody after The Sex Files just seems excessive.

You actually had to sit in on a class!? You poor thing!

Air-Popped Culture

I was stuck on a a jammed highway that was filled with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.

My pick: earplugs.

I'm partial to The Twilight Zone pinball game, myself. So far it's one of the better machines I've played on, especially compared to modern ones that all seem to lack a certain design sense I can't quite place.

This is not the Quantum Leap reboot I was hoping for.

I've never seen Berkeley referred to as UCB as far as I can remember during my time there. Usually it's just Cal/California or Berkeley.

Law School Daze is now his Jim the Duck. It is known.

The most hackers are going to get from me are photos of beer plus pictures and vids of concerts I've been to.

I got excited for a minute that Mad Dog was in this and was wondering why he's not wearing a hockey mask and jersey, then I remembered that was Wild Dog and now I'm sad.

So he goes through all of this to make a Batman suit but doesn't make some kind of codpiece to protect his bangers and mash from being banged and mashed?

Is this not this week's staff picks? I kid, of course…mostly.

The Santa Clause reboot took a very, very weird turn…with sexy results.

Facebook thinks I should be interested in the Australian Labor Party and Strand, London; also a literal beach house instead of the band. It's like they don't even know me despite the unobstructed access to my personal information!

Melody, 1963: Dawn Of Justice, An American Girl Story

I once paid actual, real money to rent the I Spy movie from Blockbuster.