Honest-to-blog, really?

Cody was drafted to work on the project by Berlanti’s production company based on her experience writing precocious teens and tough parents in scripts for Juno and Ricki And The Flash.

At long last, an excuse to recreate Ultimate Warrior's crash the plan promo using only an action figure.

So is Barb the new Harambe?

West will have the run of the stage for four whole minutes, which is enough time for an impromptu performance, or to put together some Ikea furniture in a bid to win over the Swedes.

I'm waiting with bated breath to see if these shitheel hackers are white dudes in their 30s working out of their parents' basement or white dudes in their teens working out of their parents' basement.

The self-burn with the StarWipe is strong in this Newswire. Please, Mr. O'Neal, there must be a better way than self-immolation!

Well, they have an actual writing staff and not a tank of manatees to rely on for stories.

Is this truly a great job, Internet? I say thee nay.

Not going to lie, I would be down for that kind of thing. Cuban sandwiches are delicious.

MacFarlane will captain the starship as the series lead

So will the estate take on Grimace as its mascot? Just throw on a mustache and, boom, something for the kiddies.

Most notably, artist Toi Sennhauser brewed “The Mother Of All Beers,” developed from yeast procured from her own vagina, back in 2005.

the original RoboCop trilogy,

Secret recipe be damned, though; Popeyes is still better.

Harmon is going to get him some strange.

But will this movie feature a blood wave a la Blade? All vampire movies from now on should feature a blood rave.

But given that Hayden Panettiere has been announced as a returning main cast member, it seems likely that Juliette will miraculously survive whatever plane-related incident may have occurred.

Whatever Wells we get, I hope Cavanaugh still does the whisper acting.

You know, despite each episode being 42-minutes of Barry Allen being a stupid idiot, it's still a better show than the incredibly dour Arrow.