I need to stay on brand, yo.

Is that not an image showing Rudy Giuliani's further descent into madness?

Seconds? I'd be lucky to last 16 microseconds.

It's the motherfucking Year of Pen-wait…it's with Hulu? Well, I hope it doesn't sink like some kind of…er…Steak-Tanic.

Man, Arthur C. Clarke went in a real weird direction with the Space Odyssey series.

Blunt and Wilde is either a hackneyed comedy or some kind of long running British serial.

It's the only one that I could think of right now, damn it! I don't need this pressure!

ISIS Insurgent: Damn it, Jack. He put my C-4 in Jell-O again!

I pure straight hate you right now. But, damn it, I respect you.

The extended cut of the funeral is just a flashback of all those times Peggy decked someone in the face.

Until you can effectively replicate my wall of They Live VHS tapes in the digital realm, I'm going to stick with my physical media thankyouverymuch.

I think I'll just stick with the pachinko machines.

Hasselhoff: The whole purpose of having a fan cruise in the first place is to bilk as many as your fans as possible out of hundreds of dollars so they can feel like they've had a nice time under the illusion of getting to know me. And, you know, they can't really say anything bad…because of the implication.

I hope this movie will feature the Bat -Female-Villain Repellent spray from the Planetary crossover. Please, just give me this.

So there's totally going to be a bunch of asshole who go to their concert just to shout Stranger Things, right?

Will he be saying you're terminated instead of you're fired? Perhaps hasta la vista? Put the cookie down?

A teenager who turns sinister? Have you not seen all these…all these…YOUTHS!? They're already sinister!

This takes my X-Men/Fantastic Four erotic fan-fiction to a whole new level.

I mean, conning gullible 1-percenters with overpriced wine is kind of the industry in a nutshell.

National Treasure 3: The Accordion of Truth