Well, it looks like this jaegar won't bomb.

It's just two fucking things, Internet. IT'S JUST TWO THINGS.

Where's the beef!?

It's too far off the path! All you got in Solvang are pastries and windmills! Mind you, they're delicious pastries but that's all that town has going for it! Maybe split pea soup? But who cares about that?!

BWAH MAH GAWD! That's STRFKR's music!

Not true, it could be like the first Thor with an over reliance on the Dutch angle.

The true Uncontrollable Urge is my excitement of this movie.

You'd think she would choose a name with a more fitting set of initials than AA.

Scott Caan's hair defies gravity. It just…stays there. You can't explain that.

tonight’s two-part premiere sees the show make the big jump to California and Silicon Valley

Stranger Things 2: Barbed Justice

What else am I suppose to decorate my desk at work with? Pictures of family members?!

The Gawker is rubbing off on them.

Of course it took a rock concert for him to put a shirt back on.

A real missed opportunity by them to partner with Old Spice.

Damn you, Hughes. I was going to make a pithy Social Network reference but you cut it off at its knees!

Sweetness 4 Eva

Like Lee Harvey Oswald shooting JFK, Mark David Chapman killing John Lennon and Kim Kardashian slaying Taylor Swift, the death of Harambe at the hands of the Cincinnati Zoo has shaken the world to its core.

Middle school me is ecstatic at the news. Adult me is a little surprised that the band is still together and making new music.

But will it have any monologues being given while staring contemplatively out the window? Perhaps with sunglasses on?