Jesus Wept. Wait, no, hold on.

*Reads headline*

Sorry about that, Chris.

Luke Cage: Tell me…do you see?

Where were you when the character find of 2010 made her debut? http://vignette2.wikia.noco…

And then season two is going to be the Revenge of Lady Stilt-Man, right?

The movie is just going to be an hour and a half of Kevin Hart screaming indiscriminately into the void while The Rock has an annoyed look on his face, I'm calling it right now.

Anyone ever notice that Werdup and Chris Hansen are never in the same room together? Makes you think.

I wanted something different but stay on brand! Lets call it a soft reboot.

You could almost say that there was a failure to launch.

And yet he hasn't nabbed that all important endorsement deal: Purina Dog Chow.

But, does this set have all the original licensed music from the series or was it replaced with something more generic? Because it just doesn't feel the same, damn it!

sleepy, disjointed, and lovely

I really dug the pilot, Peter Sarafinowicz may not be Patrick Warburton but I think he feels the role nicely for the type of Tick he's playing. Also the way he says "enough of your hot little bullets" has just the right amount of ham.

Well isn't that a didgeridoo!

Will they be introducing him as Marvel's newest hero: One Punch Man? What…what's that? There's already a One Punch Man? JAPAN!? BAH!

Wait, wait, wait, wait…wait. Wait. Down-N-Out? And it's run by a company called Hashtag Burgers? What the hell is going on in Australia?

Tsk, tsk, typical liberal media trying to bring a man down. Wait a minute…

Sugar and Spice was a beyond dumb but I watched it on a rerun many years ago because I was a dumb teenager and bank robbing cheerleaders ticked a lot of boxes

They're already up to 21 with the Deep Throat This series, eh? Would they finally end it when they can't find something to deep throat and the person inevitably dies of asphyxiation?