You know, something always spoke to me about those Target commercials from back in the day: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Man, this is some weird porn.

How, how did Minions become part of the pop culture zeitgeist? We all failed as gatekeepers, this is on us. We have failed this society.

It's just two things http://justtwothings.tumblr…

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But how do you really feel?

To understand what I'm about tell you, you need to do something first. You need to believe in hockey.

I'll tell you what I told my white-ass coworkers when it comes to pronunciation of pho. It's not like foo or faux. Think of it as the first half of fuck. F and U. As in fuck you for pronouncing pho that way.

NORTHERN Vietnamese food! How dare you, Mr. President.

It can be two things.

I see what you're saying, Emma Stone would be the too obvious choice for the role.

the Paul Rudd-Selena Gomez drama The Fundamentals Of Caring

The credit reads as Created by Bob Kane with Bill Finger. Not Created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger, so maybe the wording might be why? I know DC was receiving some negative publicity after Marc Tyler Nobleman's book came out about Bill Finger being given the shaft on Batman so that might have played a part too.

I completely forgot this was happening. Which makes me wonder, what other Disney animated movie are they thinking about making as a live-action?

The early chapters of The Caped Crusade should permanently put to bed the myth that Batman was the sole creation of Bob Kane

National Treasure was a great dumb movie, National Treasure 2 was kind of just dumb.

Soooo this movie ISN'T a gritty reboot of Stargate?

The A.V. Club, for when you want some snark that hasn’t been completely transferred over to StarWipe.

My editor says I'm on track to be the city beat reporter in a few years…id rather not

Thankfully the audience was just as annoyed with the woman as I was. A few people even laughed in the same way as her in a mockingly way. Still she did not get the hint.