Oh boy, here I go writing the Hockey Update again.

Ugh, interviewing teenagers is the worst. I always feel like Steven Buscemi conversing with my fellow kids when I cover a high school related thing.

WHAT?! There' a new song!? Just hook it to my veins!

Popping Culture:

The important question is: will Urban stand alone at Gjallerbru?

And her backstory as to involve being a barista, right?

Keaton 4 JJJ

Improv is a cult.

You know, she's not wrong. Shiva's hair does look stupid.

Tarzana.

I'm driving myself into cirrhosis!

Hello, how have you been? I'm doing fine. I've been drinking tonight. The week is over and I don't have to cover another damn government meeting for another two weeks. I drink beer like Alicia Florek downs glasses of wine and shots of tequila.

When I saw that hooded bastard I thought, "Noooo, they wouldn't do that, would they?"

No 25-year-old should look that well rested! It's unnatural!

Oh god, Margot Robbie is the same age as me…does she bathe in the blood of infants or something?!

No, the Penguins are just foul.

Welcome to another installment of the Hockey Update, lets set the mood shall we.

I was covering a school board meeting since 5 p.m. and just got out. It was long, boring and one agenda item had over 30 people slated for public comment. I also had the chance to meet Bob Eubanks. He smelt like coffee and the shallowness of his eyes unnerved me.

Character wise this seems like a step down for Hayley Atwell. Career wise? It's kind of a crapshoot. I got some single female lawyer vibes from the trailer. Also, it's just totally the pilot. We got a 42 minute show in a 3 minute trailer. ABC's advertising department is going to love these new runtimes.

Point of information! Can you clarify if it's A.V. Club policy to not link to a band or artist's website whenever a tour is announced? Is it predicated on assuming that people will Google it anyway? It's just that this isn't the first time I've noticed this happening.