@tenkaix: Well, damn. That's the problem.

You're one of those people reading the papers, right? Because I watched that scene like 6 times, and I never saw you.

Unless Bash recently got a haircut, isn't that classic Bash, Mr. Ashcraft?

@okenny :): I'm a JRPG fan, and I can't seem to get it up for any of these. They just look so decidedly...plain.

My factory built dell from 2001 can handle this in its sleep.

@CCCombobreaker: You know, it's really not. I'm nearly phobic of needles, and I personally don't like tattoos for myself. If somebody wants to get them, and it looks cool, props to them, whatever.

I just came here to say that it's pretty clear the Wii is the gateway into hell. It even says it in the Manual that nobody has read, save me.

Guys, we gotta remember, this guy is a Kotaku member. He's reading all your comments. You're not insulting the anonymous internet. This is some guy, who's going to see his picture, click the link, and read all these comments bashing his tattoo. He clearly enjoys it, and it's clear he has many other styles. Maybe the…

The quality of the coloring is excellent.

@TheWP: My blood ran cold the day I realized, if I bought the game, I would be unable to stop myself from making giant walking penis men and, and boobs, just to be fair.

@Gypse-scum: @Forkball: I really want to know how people can complain about their comp. not being up to spec without any specs being announced.

I will admit that I haven't exactly kept up with the news behind the Madden Holographic interface, but how exactly does turning everything into neon Tron-Style colors help you with the game?

@Masterpain22: There wouldn't be a Saints Row series without GTA.

@Foxdie: I hate documentaries. I find them boring. I'm obviously an obsessive video game fan.

Wii Civilize!

And, here's my assessment of the film: I hate aliens. Of all types. Any show, any series. Nobody has ever created an alien concept that wasn't totally idiotic. No exceptions.

@frostcircus: I agree with everything in there, and it also really bugs me that the engine utilizes resources so poorly. A 7600GT with an AMD 2X 2.44GHZ and 3MB should not struggle to run a game on medium settings.

@Luke Plunkett: Yeah. I know. But everything else they did was a pretty big failure too. Let's get the Media off of our backs, and do something about Jack Thompson-

@ZetaCrossfire: Why? The ESA is a dying dinosaur. Long live Penny Arcade Expo. Even if you don't like Penny Arcade, you have to admit they're the future of Video Game Expos.

@KM91: B.B. Hood? Have you seen the character screen?