@D Mitsuki: Turbonegro is an unorthodox punk band. They were originally going to call themselves nazipenis, but nobody would sign them. Their justification for the name, and I quote ""A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. We are his prophets".

But who will get "all my friends are dead", the epitome of their music?

@kidnicky: Did he say you had to like GTA? He said you have to respect it for what it is. It's a freedom of expression, a technically impressive game, and (I've heard) a compelling and intriguing plot.

@Palladium: Okenny's analogy*.

Wow. I made it up there.

@ManjiKengo: I'm prone to hyperbole. That's something I need to fix up too. Along with being less of an ass.

Cars and Rockets, I would have bought.

Hmm..My theory is the more aggressive people would choose red, and in Unreal, an aggressive nature is the key to winning.

@dead_red_eyes: I don't want any connection to my old account. I only revealed my old name so I could apologize properly. And so that I could warn others to not go down that dark path.

@Channing: But, that's the thing too.

@aeonite: Because most of us downloaded the game for free. This way, they can squeeze a few bucks out of us for the boxed version, instead of dropping the hassle for free.

@Channing: Actually, while I won't deny responsibility for my actions, I regret a ton of the things that I did back then. Rear in a top hat? I think that's perfect. I can't handle that pressure and fame, and I don't think any of you here claiming you want the job can understand that.

@Strangelove: Actually, the graphics are pretty good on a decent system. I mean, they won't pass oblivion or any truly "Current-Gen" game, but it looks smooth at 1600xW/E.

@huginn: Yeah. That contest turned me into something I didn't like. My biggest wish I that I could go back in time, and instead of becoming a total asshole, just have become closer friends with all of you.

Why don't you just give it to last contest's second place guy, KirbyTheSlayer?

@Preyfar: Limited entertainment ability. I was a beta tester, and a loyal follower for awhile. However, it's essentially Diablo II.

Gameinformer can't get me hyped for a game anymore. They're the kings of hyperbole. Though I really liked the trailer.

@freakout: A "Sex in the City" Marathon? That sounds awesome!

I'm going go take my ratings to the bank and cash them.

@tenkaix: Well, when you remember that he's responsible for Hot Tears of Maximum Risky, and that his wife actually stands a chance of appearing on those sites, searching those sites is his job.