This is going to do great- until all the idiots who compromise the main Halo fanbase realize this is nothing like the FPS they love.

Here's the weird part. I understand that the Onion is polished, intelligent satire. I can tell the jokes are spot-on and brilliant.

1. MOMOTARO! HURRAY! I loved that old PsOne game. Momotaro is one of the greatest heroes to be born from a peach ever.

@Nirolak: You're assuming that logic and rationality have something to do with knee-jerk reactions to corporate logistics that most people can't even comprehend.

Yeah, but I heard that the 360 version is nearly unplayable. If that's true, why bother creating a version or mode in which the PC player will win every time, uncontested?

Activision Blizzard is still a stupid name.

I must say, there isn't a thing there that interests me.

You know, I have to say, it's kind of weird that the Wii is listed as a "Casual Game Console" because of its waggly controller and shovelware.

I'm thinking this is more about women getting development roles in the gaming industry. Naturally, they'll be having the "Men in Gaming" conference next week, to teach men specifically how they can break into the game industry, right?

I found an ELIZA program by going into google. I beat it.

oh well, just for the hell of it:

Hideo Kojima breaking the fourth wall in a game?

So...LucasArts isn't making games, and they're not making movies.

I'm not going to say this is not news, because it is, but I honestly wonder who cares?

@slyzxx786: Can't even go a week without gas? Because I think that's what it costs at this point.

There isn't actually anything to this game. At first, I was impressed. But then I realized that it was just basic sprites ripped, and then thrown on a pointless scrolling, unalterable background.

Where the hell are people coming up with this shit? Nobody said you have to buy an all new set. I bet the new version will have largely identical peripherals, with possibly minor updates that won't affect gameplay(IE:tighten strum bar, etc).

It's funny. People were saying that the 2006 build was totally faked, and the final build looks much better than it.

I'm intrigued. Care to explain what faux meat is?

"Apple are planning on charging $25 for an iPhone game."