You should become more familiar with bird law

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.

So I’m 100 years old and will admit that my first concert was Talking Heads’ “Remain in Light” tour. My older bros and sisters took me and I still see/hear it like it was yesterday. Blew my mind. This post reminds me that I need to make my kids watch “Stop Making Sense” because my god, the dancing.

You neglected to mention how he secretly installed Windows Vista into everyones computer. Method as fuck

WOWWWWWWW.

I’d suggest the Pilot Precise V5 RT

I’d suggest the Pilot Precise V5 RT

Uh, “being one billionth as strong or fast or capable as Superman, and thus unable to even see Superman coming until after both his arms have been torn off” is a pretty big weakness.

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

Tisdale barely counts as a community. Melfort or GTFO.

If your name is Tom, beware of those RVs...

Their tactics are so very subtle and stealthy. At no point do you ever suspect something weird is going on or wonder "Jesus, what the fuck is up with these guys?" It's like being sexually harassed by a rhinoceros dipped in neon paint.

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We stop referring to them as "children" when they turn 18.