I want a scene where Idris Elba tries to establish Robert's Rules of Order with the monsters.

"Have you found a way to kill bedbugs yet?"

Maybe, when you hit old age, after you've watched the world slowly deliquesce into a midden of corruption and death, you just want some magical message of abundance to be true, even when common sense suggests otherwise.

Probably. But Robot Pine is more fun to imagine.

Chris Pine's quote is so much better if you read it in a generic robot voice. "It's full of humanity... you'll enjoy down-to-earth drama... spectators who refuse to enjoy down-to-earth drama will submit to Voluntary Recalibration" etc.

Nope. TV series was great.

Now I want Omar on the show. "I got the shotgun, you got the teeth. But it's all in the game."

Oh yeah.

You must work for AdSense with reading skills like that.

A Very Fincher Star Wars.

Random idea: In Episode VII, Luke has experienced a psychotic break and now believes that he's possessed by Yoda. He hobbles around, reverses his sentences and dispenses sage wisdom to passersby. Then they discover that he's been sewing himself a Yoda suit out of Padawans.

Becoming?

This show would have to slip a lot further before it tripped over into the pit of Season 2.

I never thought I'd envy a bug.

Katee Sackhoff could play a whole damn franchise.

I misread "montaging" as "portaging" at first. Which would have been cool. Let's portage our way to freedom!

We have entered the darkest timeline.

You're too smart for io9, I'm afraid. You should go elsewhere. Anywhere else.

Considering that the top of her skull got sliced off, I'd call it the most overenthusiastic trepanning in history.

I want to see a show with Jim Caviezel and Stephen Amell together. "Did you just smile?" "No. You?" "..." "..." "No."