I sure have. It appears to be a reality program about southern rural living where they punk the contestants by dressing a couple of people up like zombies every episode. It's funny, because the first season was a pretty good series about the zombie apocalypse.

That's a good point. In fairness to the show, the writers can specify things in the script, but all kinds of things can happen on set. Details like that are often glossed over or sacrificed in favour of telling the story. Now if only The Walking Dead had a story to tell (since they don't seem to have much interest in…

I think that's the title of a Green Lantern/Parallax slashfic story.

That is exactly what I thought during that scene when Andrea and Shane return. Dale has this confused look, like he's sensing some deviation from the plan.

"Finally, she says the fate of the zombies in the barn will dominate the upcoming episodes."

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You might be right. And yes, I know he isn't really talking to anyone.

"Hey Darryl, I thought I'd ride the fungal matrix into your subconscious and insult you for a while."

You found it weird? Me too. I found it ridiculous. It felt like we were supposed to remember that their host was actually a dangerous control freak, and it was Dale's job to remind us. He might as well have said "Don't you know that's a source of conflict and dramatic tension, Glenn?"

I thought that might be what he whispered as well, but in the opening scene of season two, Rick is on the radio trying to contact that survivor from season one (can't remember his name), and he almost mentions the scientist's message. It seems odd that he'd tell this guy about his wife's pregnancy.

I don't think he was on shrooms in this episode. Merle mentioned that he'd eaten some shrooms before sighting the chupacabra. But it would be great if Darryl woke up and said, "Hey, I think I'll ride a horse through the zombie-infested woods looking for a lost girl. A handful of shrooms would totally improve that…

So this is The Most Dangerous Game for the dystopian future? Or Thunderdome for teens? Or Black Hunger Games for white kids? Man, it's hard work trying to show that I'm smarter than a movie trailer.

I think it's just called "the job market" these days.

Kilcher would have been a really interesting choice, but Jennifer Lawrence is pretty much made for this part. I recommend "Winter's Bone" if you haven't seen it.

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At the end of the movie, it turns out that they've been on Earth the whole time. They order out for pizza and send all of their ships into the sun. Aaaand scene!

I can only hope that the BSG movie ends up as a 2 1/2 hour version of the "Black Market" episode.

I called last week's episode Night of the Cockblocking Flying Reptiles. This one I'm going to call Night of the Cockblocking Dementia Pathogen.