You get the idea.

God, I love romance novel covers. Some of them are so pretty, but when they're bad, THEY'RE SO BAD. I used to work at a used/new bookstore chain and found this gloriously awful Ellora's Cave cover one time.

She was supposed to untie it. Whoops.

*watches 5 minutes of the Brits* ugh, same tedious shit-show as every year. Nothing ever happens.

And the lyrics just as she's getting up - "And I'm down on my knees". Perfect.

IMAGINE BEING THE POOR FUCKER WHO PULLED THE CAPE

How about a Fight Club?

You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.

I love my country.

My whole attitude regarding Game of Thrones.

THANK YOU #yesallmonsters

Some of us eat like monsters because we are monsters.

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Aaaand of course they are here"

I'm not about to let go of such an act when the offender didn't serve a day in jail. When this sort of violence escalates to the point that you think you can knock your partner out in an elevator (In Atlantic City) then it's been going on for some time or you think you're immune to prosecution.

Either way, forget all…

One bad decision my ass. Not with the way he dragged her around like a rag doll.