My dream job would be to work in the makeup department on this show, but I think it would take the googly moogly out of the show for me to see a zombie sipping a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Yeah, I got that too. But the pic BrianD posted below works in Google Images, and you can get a name easily from there.

I don't even understand what he's mad about

Apparently he copy pasted that message to a ton of women today. Shockingly it didnt end well.

Oh thank God, it's the moment nobody knew we were waiting for!

About Mr Trump's opinion on anything

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

It's unfortunate that he wasn't drunk enough to do the latter.

if a dude is too drunk and rapes he was too drunk to know what he's doing

Sure, the students are mad now but wait until they see the sweet dunk tank the University has set up.

I'm pretty excited. Sleater-Kinney is one of my favorite bands and I saw them live four or five times between 2002 and 2005. I've also followed their separate musical careers in the Corin Tucker Band and Wild Flag. (My biggest worry is will there be more Wild Flag music ever? I know that's completely fan entitlement.)

no Portland show? It's like a Portlandia sketch come to life!

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Or: PARADical - how a weekly pop culture magazine drove social change in the 90's.

fun fact it is legal to murder this person