Uggh. Regretsy gets married.

i'm just glad i'm not the ass to start this pun war.

I just ordered some. Thanks for the reco!

You're my hero. Thanks so much for this article. I was actually considering an IUD but have been really worried about the process and possible side effects. This article actually inspired me to go wiki that shit instead of letting my ignorance create some kind of boogeyman.

9. David Lynch and Mark Frost: Revealing Laura Palmer's killer in Twin Peaks.

Uggh! Why do people suck so much sometimes??!? I'm sorry you got birthday-burned. I've been burned similarly, on two birthdays. Coincidentally, I'm also learned that I hate planning parties, so I never plan any kind of event for my birthday. It's Pad See Ew and ping pong at a bar for me!

I hope I'm not a cunt.

These are gorgeous. And I love the lighting and design that Carrozzini chose. Simply delicious. Like Barbarella meets ST:TOS and then he strained it through a Mod cheesecloth.

I feel ya. It changes the narrative, turns it from a tragedy into more of a "just desserts" type of thing.

I had a roommate once who organized a big Xmas to-do at our place. She spent like 4 days and several hundred dollars making cookies and cheese balls, buying booze and decorating everything. She invited 70 people, thinking that probably 20 would show up (because naturally, nobody RSVPs in Portland).

I walked in on my parents when I was 8.

dang, do you think there's a niche for cellulite?

HOLY SHIT IS THAT KRISTEN STEWART SMILING?

The single fist at 2:24.

Maybe. I have to confess that I didn't even notice which account posted the pix, I was just like I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, COVER IMAGE WITH HAND, FLAG, CLOSE WINDOW

I have a hard time watching porn, because every once in a while my Dad will pop up.

The pictures were in another comment thread, one the troll had started. I flagged it but didn't notice a Dismiss button.

WARNING. PENDING COMMENTS INCLUDES MUTILATED CAT PHOTOS

update: i just Googled him, and he still lives in my town. my dream could become a reality.