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this.

setting a guy on fire makes you a) a psychopath and b) the best candidate as a protective father ever. "date my daughter? you know what i did to the last guy, right?"

OMG my sides. I die.

it's so he can still get it up when he's tripping on Molly.

gosh, you sound mad. are you mad? i'm not mad.

actually, i wasn't talking about weight loss. there are other reasons to adopt a specific food regimen. i was talking about not feeling like shit. and when you get into the specifics of what particular things are recommended in the actual book, which you can check out from the library so you don't even have to feel

oh, yeah, i wasn't talking about a weight loss diet. my only goal was to feel better. and when i stopped eating the stuff this diet told me to stop eating, i felt better. it works. shrug!

Type A blood over here - can confirm that this blood type diet works.

ample footbeds, unharmed Achilles' tendons, and superior arch support are a few of my favorite things!

/celebrates

okay, i already disliked him from his OkC pic, and my feelings were reaffirmed when i saw that he posted a vertical video to YouTube.

so, um, i copy/pasted the image URL into Google Image Search, and this is what Google suggested. such LOLZ.

Meanwhile, I'm the most published person on the planet.

but what did his toupée think? because we all know who wears the pants in THAT relationship.

i believe the German word for it is: grawful

ah, yes. the old Whiskey Dick defense. nice one, Herbison.

...excepting, of course, that it's in OHIO. oh, Paleo. read better. #wednesdayisthenewmonday

suggested additional tag: FLORIDA. seems like it might explain a few things.

um, this album is AWESOME. i totally agree with your musical provenance thoughts. for some reason, Nelly Furtado comes to mind, too. though i doubt she was an influence.

i dunno. looks a little too much like the love child of Sam Biddle and Max Read.