Having done Ayahuasca in the Peruvian rainforest several times, I say from personal experience that there is almost nothing in this world as potent as what an Amazonian shaman can provide.

There’s very little a star player can do in this league that would ruin his prospects, short of committing multiple homicide.

If it’s Poe’s Law, you’re essentially saying that millenial protesters are beyond parody.