I was kind of shocked and just really fucking sad that Jezebel reprinted and used these tweets for a headline. Jezebel is basically participating in humialiting a woman for making naive and destructive choices at 22 that lead her to become a sex toy for profit of a white geriatric millionaire who used to qualude…

All I remember about this show was Bridget being legit adorable and super into animals. I was low-key happy for her that she had a job that allowed her to pursue her dream of living with lots of fluffy creatures.

Yeah, google Bridget Marquardt’s engagement ring. It’s getting internet famous lol.

I think it sounds like Holly came to terms with the fact that it was a really fucked up situation, whereas Kendra has not. If you label your past as dysfunctional it can feel like a real loss to people. They’re like siblings fighting over the memory of their dad but weirder.

she’s an untalented airhead. she is not an “artist”. she made me cringe when she brought up “Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire would never do this”. ugh your just some blonde white lady your not actually an artistic actor.

It is possible that life in the mansion was bad even though she knew exactly what she was doing.

WENNY!

Who knows what they got up to in that “mansion"?

Not to mention Bridget is legit smart and loves animals. Wednesday was always my favorite of all her pets.

Ugh right ? Every person they pick is SO aggressively vanilla. I have a theory they do it on purpose so the average American can sort of superimpose themselves on the contestants ala twilight. Like create an empty vessel of a character so everyone can relate to her because she has literally no personality.

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

With Kendra, when she isn’t acting out in anger, it’s still right there bubbling just below the surface.

Blah blah blah Holly/Kendra war of words: BRIDGET I MISS YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SEEMED SO SWEET!

And he’s a hipster without tattoos - you can’t make the pros sans ink, buddy.

Someone put “Hipster”
I did not realize this was an occupation

Would someone please explain Santa up there?

For some reason this:

“I just want a babe who will sit still, look hot, not eat, and listen to me talk about how awesome I am. Only when I want to what to.”

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”