Laugh out loud? Huh? Here, our concierge is the security person who sits at the desk in the lobby.

I’m glad you’re okay! After my dog died a few years ago, I was in the depths of misery. I only went to work, lived in my bedroom, didn’t cook at all because I couldn’t bare to leave to get groceries. My concierge didn’t see me coming in and out in the evenings or on weekends, and after about a month I came home from…

Or their *ahem* rented homes...?

I have never seen this show (because UK) but I am deeply ashamed to say that I immediately recognised Ashley from an episode of Say Yes To The Dress when she was looking for a halter neck wedding dress and seemingly only the most boob-revealing one available would do. I need to rethink my life.

Can we get an exposé next on their shitty 90s linoleum kitchens?

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

In real life any girl or guy you meet or start dating, could have slept with someone else before you met them. While its probably not good, to lie about it, it really shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

I was impressed she sat through a whole reunion. Usually she comes up with a host of reasons she can’t. Her smirk at ruining Mohammed and LVP’s friendship was disgusting.

Inorganic is a very good description of her. The dual persona shtick is so tiresome.

I'm willing to give her one more season. She's divorced now and has a chance for a new storyline. Yo is a single girl now, imagine her going on dates with various international rich men.

I loved Yolanda her first two seasons, but if they bring back Fakey St. Munchausen next season I will scratch my own eyes out (because not watching RHOBH is not an option).

god i really hope they dont keep yolanda next season. it’s all so boring

Because the old fuckers who run Hollywood and make me jump through hoops to get financing give this man opportunity after opportunity to make the same creepy fucking movie, delude themselves into calling it art when it doesn’t make any money and then reward him with an automatic Best Screenplay Oscar nom because fuck…

Or to go for a somewhat closer analogy, I don’t know anyone Bill Cosby raped, but I’m pretty sure I don’t wanna meet the man, much less work with him.

Well Kristen, I’ve never met a holocaust survivor in person but I’m willing to take their word on what a ginormous shitball Hitler was.

But she knew the character, not the woman. Didn’t know her soul or what her favorite emojis are. For all Kristen knew, she turned herself into vapor at the end of filming each day. Where’s the personal connection? She didn’t know know her, you know?

That isn’t slut shaming. That’s fucking a married person shaming, which is a shitty thing to do regardless of your gender. It is quite relevant because Stewart apparently only empathizes with people she can “personalize,” whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean, something akin to “know” I suppose.

His movies have not done that well for a long time. He is immune to that it seems.

Ugh anyone who uses the phrase “You don’t know my life!” unironically is the worst. Stewart and Eisenberg are both insufferable, and Woody Allen can rot, and I hope this movie fails miserably at the box office.