Heather was just so out of touch and it was tragic because she was the only one who didn’t know how uncool she was

John the cokehead? He’s constantly sweaty and railed up. It's like the Days of Wine and Roses with those two. Toxic and codependent.

Rinna was awful this season and is clearly so fucking desperate to stay on the show that its cringe worthy. You can even see the cringe in Andy’s face during the reunion (how they squeezed a three episodes worth of blood from that turdy season, I will never know). There is nothing classy or intelligent about that…

I’m waiting for Slade to create an account and show up here, asking why informed and educated women are insecure around such powerful male businessmen like himself.

I forgot about him! Gah, those cheesy, cheap commercials with his ugly kids for his fake mortgage company.

I adore Dorinda and think she’s way out of John’s league. He’s bullying, aggressive, and petty (answering the door at Jules’ brunch when he knew it was Bethenny and that it would make her uncomfortable) . His endless PDAs make him look like he’s marking his territory and it’s gross. Repeatedly trying to kiss someone…

Yes. Ken on RHOBH talked a lot this season and came off poorly. He said a lot of rude things about the other girls.

I love Ken and LVP but he has been villainized because he always gets involved in LVP’s friendship drama. I find it hilarious, him calling Yolanda a stupid woman had me crying with laughter! His insults of Rinna this season have been hysterical too.

Plus being “engaged” to two of these women for what, 10+ years? What kinda dingleberry does that?

Best

Spot on.

We won’t bring up Russell, Taylor’s husband who committed suicide, some say partly due to fear of how he’d come off over his supposed abuse of her. Or Joe Guidice or Apollo Nida who are both in prison now.

But can they fill a love tank? That’s what I want to know.

Bobby Zarin always managed to come off way better than his wife.

How did I not realize this sooner

DID YOU GO TO BASS LAKE? *screams into the darkness*

Kristen Taekman’s husband Josh was the WORST. Such a stupid, whiny, incompetent “Business Man” who cried about being on a conference call with FIVE other people. I laughed and laughed.

He was so wretched that even though I loathed the same people he did, I was rooting for the Joes to beat the crap out of him and get away with it.

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

Slade is definitely the OG of creepy boyfriends/husbands of RH. Once I heard him complaining about paying child support for his sons and making it all about him I knew he was trash.